Well, I guess that means Polpo’s fortune is gonna take a while to find. How Evil is JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind’s 7th episode?

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind
Studio: David Production
Genre: Action, Adventure, Shounen

I’m not entirely sure where to start. There’s just so much I can talk about, this time. Let’s see. We have the interrogation of a severed head, followed by some kind of weird dance party, and we got to see another of the group’s many Stands. And the Stand, itself, seems to have 6 different personalities it. And most of that is from the first half of the episode.

Oh, in case I didn’t make it clear, the guy who got unzipped is still alive even after being decapitated. The whole “severed head” thing was a little on the gross side for me. I’m never going to look at a fishing line in the same way again. Also, isn’t it a little counterproductive to interrogate someone when they can’t speak? Abbacchio was able to use his stand to find out the guy had a partner. So Mista and Giorno volunteer to find the partner for the guy they just beat. Mista’s stand is weird. It’s a six-shooter, but there’s a little person for each bullet and he has to feed them.

One good thing that’s happened so far is that none of these guys seem to have a problem following orders. None of the mistakes they’ve made so far happened because they don’t listen. It’s interesting. Usually, we would’ve seen someone deciding to do their own thing at least once and paying for it later.

No, there was a communication in this episode not related to that problem. Giorno and Mista had no way to talk to each other from a distance without being in danger of alerting they guy they were chasing. This resulted in them not getting the guy. But he did get shot in the leg by Mista. It was a really wild shot too.

They did take an awful long time trying to find the guy though. They had a blood trail and everything but Mista was taking it slow because they had no idea what the guy’s Stand might be. I guess that does beat going in alone and possibly getting killed. Mista did leave Giorno in the dust even at his slow pace.

Unfortunately, the guy seemingly vanished from the area. Mista checked every corner near the radio house too. And then he saw some blood over by a truck. While he formulated a strategy the truck started moving so he did what came naturally to him. He ran up to the passenger side, hopped on and pointed his gun directly at the driver. That’s one way to say hello.

Overall, I’d say this episode is about as Evil as a Super Villian! (10). Make sure you check out what Voyager’s covering too. That way you know why he’s losing this contest. (Voyager: Ha. Keep thinkin’ that, buddy) Well, that’s all I have for you today. Thanks for letting me waste your time, people.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind is on Crunchyroll.

Keep It Classy,
Evil Bob